March 2012
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
a workplace haiku
cryingvagina:
an errant pube rests leisurely on my spacebar i pray you are mine
February 2012
no1canstopus:
why do people say ”tuna fish” when they don’t say ”beef mammal” or ”chicken bird”?
captainskeletor:
crystalmeowth:
“i’m not short, i’m funsiz-“
And May hahahahah this bitch keeps taking and saying “BAAAABE”
omg dude Chris is so mad and I’m laughing and he just told me to shut the fuck up cause im laughing and omg I’m drunk and I don’t want to laugh anymore cause he’s gonna yell at me and hahahahah
k1mkardashian:
weezy, breezy, beautiful
covergirl
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seriously.
I’m so fucking frustrated I don’t even know where to start. Okay so I want to go out tomorrow and my parents are going out too and my sister made plans to town square cause she didn’t want to be alone and my mom won’t let me go out cause they’re going to come back late and don’t want to leave my sister alone but honestly all we do is hang out for like a few...
