nothing has ever made me love a celebrity more. i am dying. i am laughing so insanely loud right now.
OH MY GOD. I’M MUFFLING MY SCREAMS RIGHT NOW.
Literally. I almost screamed because I was laughing so hard.
My parents wouldn’t have appreciated that.
(Source: oh-rebecca)
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
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